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Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltzen and Bill Gates were called to
Heaven for an important meeting with the Lord. When
Gathered, The Almighty told them that because of the state
of the world, He will be returning to Earth in 3 days to
destroy the wicked. The 3 were instructed to inform the
people of the Earth.
Bill Clinton returned to his country and addressed his
people saying "I have good news and bad news. The good
news is that there is a God. But the bad news is that He is
returning in 3 days and He's not happy."
Boris Yeltzen returned to his country and addressed his
people saying, "I have bad news and worse news. The bad
news is that there is a God. The worse news is He is returning
in 3 days and He's not happy."
Bill Gates returned to his people and said to them, "I have
some good news and better news. The good news is that
God thinks I'm one of the 3 most important people on Earth.
And the better news is that we don't have to fix Windows 95."
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